AAnnAArchy
Evil Board Mom
Reged: 12/28/02
Posts: 5434
Loc: Las Vegas
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Q: how are the babies these days ????
A: Which babies? Animal babies? Good now.
Q: Did I answer the correct baby question?
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MarlboroGirl
The Shovel Girl
Reged: 07/06/03
Posts: 3827
Loc: Rainbow or Shovel-Land
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A: yes you did WISE BOARD MOM
Q: what did you have for dinner?
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wish
I like Marshmallows!
Reged: 01/17/05
Posts: 668
Loc: US (little itty bitty town)
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A: Ummmm...i didn't eat dinner
Q: Is that bad?...Is it bad that i only eat once a day?
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MarlboroGirl
The Shovel Girl
Reged: 07/06/03
Posts: 3827
Loc: Rainbow or Shovel-Land
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A: yes i guess
Q: you know that breakfast is the important's meal at day
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gymnast_gemma
O RLY?
Reged: 12/21/04
Posts: 765
Loc: Harpo, Herts. UK.
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A: It can't be. That's a lie. How can it be the most important meal when nobody wants to eat in the morning.
Q: Wait, if breakfast is the most important meal of the day, then would that make a breakfast cigarette the most important cigarette of the day?
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Dutchguitardude
Owner of the dark red shovel.
Reged: 04/02/04
Posts: 1727
Loc: The Netherlands, Tubbergen
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A: I think cigarettes are not important anyway. 
Q: Don't you think?
-------------------- And remember, if you hurt her I gonna beat you to death with a shovel. -Willow-
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gymnast_gemma
O RLY?
Reged: 12/21/04
Posts: 765
Loc: Harpo, Herts. UK.
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A: No. Cigarettes are very important. 
Q: Why would you question the importance of my Marlboro Lights?
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no_cheerleader
Gimme a pink butch cookie!
Reged: 06/06/03
Posts: 5323
Loc: Ireland
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A. Because they're stupid dirty disgusting objects that are designed to make you addicted, make you ill and eventually die a horribly slow, painful death.
Q. Why the hell are you smoking anyway? You're a gymnast for Christ's sake!
-------------------- j'aime les filles fran蓷ises
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gymnast_gemma
O RLY?
Reged: 12/21/04
Posts: 765
Loc: Harpo, Herts. UK.
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A: because I'm weak, and need nicotine
Q: what's so bad about this anyway? i'm young, i can quit another time. maybe next new years, or the year after...
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LBForever
NIGEIGIDSB less-than-great priestess; hot chocolate bandit
Reged: 05/06/03
Posts: 1642
Loc: San Antonio, TX
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Because most people die before they quit. If you touch a smoker's lung with a glove (think biopsy), the glove will stick to the lung. It is ADDICTIVE. It can cause cancer. There is just so much stuff about it, it's crazy to even consider smoking.
When will somebody contact me about my schooling? Geeeez!
-------------------- Captain Planet, he's our hero!
Give blood,it saves lives!
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gymnast_gemma
O RLY?
Reged: 12/21/04
Posts: 765
Loc: Harpo, Herts. UK.
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A: right.......... now!
Q: was i right?
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wish
I like Marshmallows!
Reged: 01/17/05
Posts: 668
Loc: US (little itty bitty town)
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A: I don't think so
Q: Will tomorrow be any better than today?
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BlackMagic
中六 Black *~* Magic *~* Returns 咫中
Reged: 01/24/05
Posts: 368
Loc: England
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A: yup tomorrow with be super better 
Q: Music or TV?
-------------------- 中六 Maybe tonight,we'll fly so far away We'll be lost before the dawn 咫中
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Pyro
One half of a murder
Reged: 06/13/03
Posts: 1599
Loc: BC, Canada
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A: music
Q: what's better, movies based on books or books made after movies?
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partygurl007
Changes are inevitable and suprising.
Reged: 06/23/04
Posts: 203
Loc: i forget
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A: Well usually movies based on books aren't as good as the book so books based on a movie.
Q: What book is based on a movie??
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SweetCatastrophe
Has Potential
Reged: 11/28/03
Posts: 191
Loc: CT, USA
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A: I think those Leminy Snicket books come after the movie, but I could certainly be wrong since I've never seen the movie or read the books.
Q: Why is my boyfriend convinced that I'm going to cheat on him with my ex girlfriend?
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wish
I like Marshmallows!
Reged: 01/17/05
Posts: 668
Loc: US (little itty bitty town)
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A: Because guys are like that
Q: Do you think it will rain tomorrow?
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no_cheerleader
Gimme a pink butch cookie!
Reged: 06/06/03
Posts: 5323
Loc: Ireland
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A. Probably.
But more importantly:
Q. Will you still love me tomorrow?
-------------------- j'aime les filles fran蓷ises
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AAnnAArchy
Evil Board Mom
Reged: 12/28/02
Posts: 5434
Loc: Las Vegas
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A: Of course. And the next day. And the next day. The day after, maybe not as much. But the next day, even more.
Q: Why would someone think the Lemony Snicket books came after the movie when there are so darned many of them?
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aimanH
Slayer
Reged: 01/16/05
Posts: 279
Loc: Victoria, Australia
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A: maybe because some of us haven't come across them yet.
Q: i'm feeling very sick...i have an important class tomorrow...what should i do ?! (i don't want to have this fever).
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candy_pop
A Promiscuous Advocate of Mischief
Reged: 07/16/03
Posts: 295
Loc: Next to nowhere~
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A: Get better soon!:D
Q: Why are substitute teachers soooooooooooo annoying?
-------------------- Silence. Sometimes my fortress. Always my prison.
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Pyro
One half of a murder
Reged: 06/13/03
Posts: 1599
Loc: BC, Canada
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A: probably because they always have to put up with students harassing them 'cause they're not their real teacher
Q: why am I already tired when I don't usually got to bed for another couple hours?
-------------------- Make your own kind of music, even if nobody else sings along.
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gymnast_gemma
O RLY?
Reged: 12/21/04
Posts: 765
Loc: Harpo, Herts. UK.
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A: Maybe you got up a couple of hours early and have thrown your body clock out of whack...
(ETA: a better question!)
Q: What do i do? I flirted quite madly with a good friend and I have this horrible feeling that she won't like me any more because I'm mean.
Edited by gymnast_gemma (05/18/05 12:33 AM)
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wish
I like Marshmallows!
Reged: 01/17/05
Posts: 668
Loc: US (little itty bitty town)
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A: Ask her about it
Q: I have to drive with my instructor tonight...do you think i'll wreck the car?
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zeka
Evil Bunny
Reged: 09/01/04
Posts: 381
Loc: Serbia
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A: No. Your instructor will take good care of you. (hopefully)
Q: Should I let my cat play with my neighbour's parrot?
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AAnnAArchy
Evil Board Mom
Reged: 12/28/02
Posts: 5434
Loc: Las Vegas
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A: No, unless you want to pay for a new parrot for your neighbor and some therapy if she sees you cat do something to her parrot.
Q: When will people understand that I'm serious about the no drugs or drinking rule around here???
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mideno
Insomniac Again(cubed)
Reged: 05/22/03
Posts: 644
Loc: Central PA
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A: Sorry. Missed that rule somewhere. Am now informed.
Q: Ever have a good day run out of steam?
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Gemificus
Slayer
Reged: 07/17/04
Posts: 253
Loc: Definatly here and now
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A: yes (i think)
B: why do you think it is birds sing something upto 2 hours before the sun begins to show?(happens here alot)
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aimanH
Slayer
Reged: 01/16/05
Posts: 279
Loc: Victoria, Australia
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A: maybe their sense of time has gone out of sync.
Q: has anyone seen natalie portman's new hairdo yet ? if you have...do you like it or hate it ?!
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candy_pop
A Promiscuous Advocate of Mischief
Reged: 07/16/03
Posts: 295
Loc: Next to nowhere~
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A: Yes, yet I have neutral opinion about it.
Q: Is it reasonable to have to do 3 essays in 1 and a half hours, under exam conditions?
-------------------- Silence. Sometimes my fortress. Always my prison.
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BlackMagic
中六 Black *~* Magic *~* Returns 咫中
Reged: 01/24/05
Posts: 368
Loc: England
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A: nope to much pressure to get it done
Q: out of 10 how happy are you today?
-------------------- 中六 Maybe tonight,we'll fly so far away We'll be lost before the dawn 咫中
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wish
I like Marshmallows!
Reged: 01/17/05
Posts: 668
Loc: US (little itty bitty town)
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A: 8
Q: How about you?
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zeka
Evil Bunny
Reged: 09/01/04
Posts: 381
Loc: Serbia
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A: 4.5
Q: You?
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Pyro
One half of a murder
Reged: 06/13/03
Posts: 1599
Loc: BC, Canada
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